1 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:39,200 (Music: “Hot Love“ by T. Rex) 2 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:13,960 I told him the sad truth, that I've never even been to any. 3 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:15,880 That we have 42 million acres of it 4 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:19,320 and you can't throw a stone in Asia without hitting a cultivation, 5 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:22,200 and I haven't even touched one fucking palm fruit. 6 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:24,080 No seriously, I'm not joking. 7 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:26,200 Ian, you want to know what he answered? 8 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:28,800 “Who needs to know how to build a car to sell it?" 9 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:30,240 Yes! 10 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:33,240 I told you, everything is perfectly fine. 50 million. 11 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:38,120 Ja. No, I can't do a conference call because I'm already in the Black Forest. 12 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:41,320 Where the famous Black Forest ham comes from? 13 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:43,760 You're investing in agriculture 14 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:46,080 and you don't know Black Forest ham, 15 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:48,400 you uncultivated Irish prick? 16 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:51,880 You get what you give, man. You get what you give. 17 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:55,560 Forget it, I won't do it today. 18 00:02:55,640 --> 00:03:00,240 I didn't have one day off for a whole fucking year and this is important. 19 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:01,879 Drive around quickly. 20 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:09,038 Would it be possible that we could drive around the barrier? I'm in a hurry. 21 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:11,720 This is not allowed. 22 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,518 I got it. 23 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:17,675 It's just ... you know, my father died and ... 24 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:20,315 the funeral begins in ten minutes. 25 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:30,994 I go to those who love me and I wait for those who love me. 26 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:38,390 What about Christian now? 27 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:48,396 How long does the train take? 28 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:51,436 It's always different. 29 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:55,196 Koa scho take a quarter of an hour. - A quarter hour?! 30 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:58,591 We can't stand around here for a quarter of an hour. 31 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:00,798 I can not believe it. 32 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:16,318 Give yourself a jerk and just drive past here. 33 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:21,111 I'm losing my license. - How come? We're all alone. 34 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:27,397 I've lived abroad for the past 15 years. That only happens here. 35 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:32,032 Would you stop in front of such a mini-barrier in your country? Certainly not. 36 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:36,118 Where are you from? - From Villingen-Schwenningen. 37 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:39,591 No where you were born. - Well, in Villingen-Schwenningen. 38 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:47,158 You were fifty years ago, dear Erich, as a stranger 39 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:50,595 the love to your Johanna followed. 40 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:52,398 And has asked you: 41 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:55,552 What wave the people with Striebele, 42 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:58,154 Nonnenfürzle and Brägele. 43 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:01,836 20 minutes. - I know. 44 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:08,033 Do you hear that? 45 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:09,759 Yes, I think I hear something. 46 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:17,471 Can you do that? 47 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:20,720 Noi, I only thought because you're in such a hurry. 48 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:27,193 Now I hear something too. 49 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:28,953 This is a rattle. - Yes! 50 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:32,517 That's the train. Hurry up now. - As fast as 1 can. 51 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:37,394 But nothing where the license is gone afterwards. - But I went to the limit. 52 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:38,914 Amen. 53 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:41,676 Georg, please. 54 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:46,636 I am not a great speaker. 55 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,757 You all knew my father. 56 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:52,798 And when I look around like that, then ... 57 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:55,429 sometimes longer than I knew him. 58 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:59,389 Because he lived here before I was born. 59 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:03,554 You're too late. 60 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:06,720 Yes I know. I'm sorry. 61 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:09,429 You can't even be on time for the funeral . 62 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:11,593 There was a train barrier. 63 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:21,157 30 years and you can't even do him that last little honor. 64 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:27,196 'Sorry. 65 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:31,158 P-Papa ... 66 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:34,512 'Sorry, it doesn't work that way. 67 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:43,314 Georg! 68 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:49,229 Georg! 69 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:51,189 Georg! 70 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:53,592 Georg, stop now! 71 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:16,800 It's the fucking funeral of my father and you call me every fucking hour. 72 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:19,920 I know I'm your slave, but please not today. 73 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,280 I don't care, I'm not his nanny! 74 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:25,360 And tell him to fuck off with his stupid money. 75 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,718 Nothing has changed. 76 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:49,031 Oah, the smell ... 77 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:52,076 This is real childhood. 78 00:07:57,280 --> 00:08:01,114 Georg, now ... Do you really want to go through with this all evening? 79 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:55,276 Do you want your "Georg" mug too? 80 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:22,117 "Do you want a beer too, Christian?" Oh, very much, Georg. How attentive. 81 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:30,672 "And a little schnapps with it?" Yes why not. 82 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:45,314 Nick-nick-nick. 83 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,399 Look here. 84 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:58,073 Yeah it was shit. 85 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:01,472 I could list all the reasons I was late 86 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:05,076 But I'll leave it now and just say I'm really sorry 87 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:10,554 Because we don't want to be silent all evening either, do we? 88 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:17,069 Was that a yes or a no or a "lick my ass"? 89 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:18,993 A "lick my ass". 90 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:22,992 Well. Very good. I can handle that. 91 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:28,114 Madness. 92 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:31,358 How low the ceilings really are. 93 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:37,269 You lived here with dad the whole time? 94 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:40,990 Nah, just the last time he really gave a shit. 95 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:51,273 Stress? 96 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:53,632 Yes, it's always stress. 97 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,396 Every day. But that's okay. 98 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:04,834 One guy wants to invest money and my boss is scared of losing him. 99 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:08,959 Where do you live right now? - Singapore. About a year. 100 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:13,349 And what's it like in Singapore? 101 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,639 I don't know, haven't looked at it yet. 102 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:21,509 When I arrived my company had already rented an apartment 103 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:23,511 but since I was only there to sleep 104 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:27,116 I only noticed after three months that it had a balcony. 105 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:34,638 When are you going again - Very early in the morning. First machine. 106 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:42,000 And with you? 107 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:44,673 As always. 108 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,794 What does the carpentry do? - Running. 109 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,190 Married? - Nope. 110 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:51,589 Children? - Nope. 111 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:53,512 Humid? 112 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,399 Girlfriend? 113 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:03,639 Oh, Georg! Yes, there is not so much talk in the country , but ... 114 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,916 No girlfriend at the moment. 115 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:08,993 Neither do I. 116 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:19,110 Incredible, huh? 117 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:22,875 I remember it so immensely. Now it's so small. 118 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,071 Does the attic still exist? 119 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:30,830 Really? - Well, sure. 120 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:32,514 How cool! 121 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:37,750 You will probably still be there when I come back, right? 122 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:47,955 Madness. 123 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:50,829 I can not believe it. 124 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:53,671 I can not believe it! 125 00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:58,075 Nobody was here for ages. 126 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:04,510 George! Get up! 127 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:14,670 Is that awesome! 128 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,877 That's impossible! 129 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:23,758 Georg, come on! 130 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:29,080 The chimney was so drunk it left everything behind. 131 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,391 There is still food left. 132 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,836 Anyway, you just got something else to do like cooking. 133 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:38,514 Thank you. 134 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:42,271 I'll put it in the fridge, right? 135 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:47,229 It was a nice memorial service. 136 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:48,549 Except for the wrestling match. 137 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:51,154 Yes, that was a bit surprising. 138 00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:58,869 But ... are you okay again? - Yes, yes, everything is okay. 139 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,672 No, that's great! 140 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:04,754 Come on, you coward! 141 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:08,071 I'll shave your legs. - It has not changed. 142 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:09,958 No. - Come on at last! 143 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:13,556 Get your offended ass moving and face yourself! 144 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:17,199 Hello Christian. 145 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:18,995 Hello. 146 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:23,959 I'm going again. You must have a lot to talk about. 147 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:26,430 No, we have nothing to talk about. 148 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:28,316 Good night. 149 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,038 And thanks again. 150 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,838 For today. - Yes. 151 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,116 Ade, Christian. - Ade. 152 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:39,594 Come on now. I'll nail you to the wall. 153 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:42,719 And bring the sausages. I'm hungry. 154 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:49,795 Who was that again? - Tanya. 155 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:53,992 Went to class with you. Here. 156 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:56,196 That's right. 157 00:14:57,440 --> 00:15:00,671 Is still a real board, the Tännle, I have to say. 158 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:07,034 Here. Come on, just a couple of rallies. 159 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:12,720 What did you do on your finger? 160 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,837 Nothing. - nothing? 161 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:23,549 Yes, it works. 162 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:28,236 Yes! Nice! 163 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:31,109 So you and the crowd, yes? - What? No! 164 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:35,319 But it looked like it. - She helped me with the funeral. 165 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:38,837 And at the funeral feast. - Don't have to justify yourself. 166 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:40,513 Hit. - wonder point? 167 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:42,432 Now do. 168 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:52,190 Good ball. 169 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,480 (Music: "Close To Me" by The Cure) 170 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:12,437 N / A? That's how it is. 171 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,240 Yes! 172 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:36,600 Yes! 173 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:17,593 "In number 10, a brand new group ..." 174 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:20,240 Georg? Look, come here. 175 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:24,031 Come paint here. Do you still know? 176 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:27,671 The card is still hanging there. 177 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:49,116 "Rule No. 1: The journey begins at the fountain in the market square of Löchingen 178 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:52,352 and ends when the participants at Timmendorfer Strand 179 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:54,113 pee in the Baltic Sea. 180 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:57,910 "Rule No. 2: The trip must be made on the moped. 181 00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:02,870 "Rule No. 3: Participants undertake to drink during the trip, 182 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:06,432 Take drugs, have sex, 183 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,557 make an ass bomb of the ten 184 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,438 To have sex ... 185 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:15,753 "To eat the entire menu at the Greek restaurant at once." 186 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,992 Was that your idea - Nah, that was yours. 187 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:21,959 "Doing a 20 meter wheelie down a slope. 188 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,756 "Knocking over a sleeping cow." - And the? 189 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,992 That was mine. I still think that's pretty good. 190 00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:35,795 Do the mopeds still exist? 191 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,231 Throwing away wasn't his forte, was it? 192 00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:01,076 Hot. 193 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:11,960 Fuck! 194 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,672 And! 195 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:40,278 Is that awesome! 196 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:43,400 Come on! 197 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:49,317 Come on, we'll drive past the Tännle. 198 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:55,833 Come on now! 199 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:02,400 (Music: "I Have Been To The Mountain" by Kevin Morby) 200 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:51,596 Hot. 201 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:01,793 The fountain! 202 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:03,314 Yes and? 203 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:08,274 The journey begins at the fountain in the market square of Löchingen. 204 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:11,959 Come on, let's go now. On the spot. 205 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,997 We're totally blue. 206 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,993 Yeah, I know, but that's awesome. 207 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:19,038 Nah, that's bullshit. 208 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:22,029 I know. Hold on, hold on! 209 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,394 Please stop. 210 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:26,312 Stop it! 211 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,753 Don't laugh now. 212 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:31,797 We just drive now. 213 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:35,670 And your flight tomorrow morning? - I'll tell them something. 214 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,791 Tell me you don't regret 215 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:42,669 Tell me that you don't regret that we didn't drive back then. 216 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,400 Of course I regret it. Still bullshit . 217 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:48,199 I have to fix a barn this week . 218 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:49,998 Let's just drive. 219 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,234 Georg! 220 00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:57,478 I didn't lock the garage. - The garage! 221 00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:01,395 Mann, Georg! Be a little adventurous. 222 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:07,000 (Music: “Boys Don't Cw“ by The Cure) 223 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:28,189 What's the name of the next town again? - Villingen-Schwenningen. 224 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,715 Villingen-Schwenningen, baby! 225 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:34,156 No stop to Villingen-Schwenningen! 226 00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:36,680 Yeah! 227 00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:00,319 Georg! 228 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:07,914 Georg! 229 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,113 Everything okay? - Yes. 230 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,430 I just closed my eyes for a moment. 231 00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:30,875 Let's take a break. - Yes. 232 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,554 Or a coffee. 233 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:48,160 I'll write it to the expense account. 234 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:52,557 My butt hurts like I've ridden the track. 235 00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:55,951 I can no longer walk properly, so my bottom hurts. 236 00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:59,837 As if you had been fucked really nice . 237 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:03,472 Do you have a decent wellness area here? - Yes. 238 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:06,598 With a view over the Black Forest. - Excellent. 239 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:10,355 Look here. You just ca n't do it anymore, dear. 240 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:10,314 And? 241 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:12,998 It starts with ... 242 00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:18,640 Beep. 243 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:22,960 “Jesus, call me immediately when you've arrived, will ya?" Beep. 244 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:27,320 “Christian, switch your bloody cellphone back on." Beep. 245 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:30,960 “What the fuck do you think you are? What is goin' on, Christian? 246 00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:34,480 “Put your fuckin' cellphone back on!" Beep. 247 00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:36,880 “Who do you think you are, you cunt? 248 00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:41,280 Can you imagine what's going on here at the office? Feisigh Ieat, bod!“ 249 00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:45,797 That was call 12 from ... about 30. 250 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:48,636 Have you called back yet? 251 00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:50,634 No, not yet. 252 00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:54,510 I think I have to go back. 253 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:59,631 You can not be serious. - It's really stressful now. 254 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:04,478 I thought you were always stressed. - Yes, but this time stress squared. 255 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,439 And our trip? 256 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:16,071 We do it, I promise you. I take a vacation and then ... 257 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:17,434 let's catch it up. 258 00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:19,238 Nonsense. 259 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,152 If we don't do it now , we'll never do it. 260 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:29,911 You know what? Do what you want. I keep going. 261 00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:32,994 Georg. 262 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:41,230 I need my key - Are you leaving us again? - Yes. 263 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:44,279 Were you satisfied then? - Yes very good. - Georg! 264 00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:45,874 Now wait a minute. 265 00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:49,715 You say to me, "Be a little adventurous." And you? 266 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:53,032 It was clear that they were calling you. - Yes I know. 267 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,840 Just talk and then just run away. 268 00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:58,389 That is not true. - 'of course that's true! 269 00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:00,591 Stop eating my salami! 270 00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:03,149 This is Black Forest ham. - Crap! 271 00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,277 Oh, dude! 272 00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:12,194 Georg! 273 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,078 Now wait a minute! 274 00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:51,391 Couldn't we at least have finished eating ? Breakfast was really expensive. 275 00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:56,871 Do not yell at me like that. 276 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:12,280 Ah, fuck. 277 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:16,510 Now both of you go out briefly. Hurry up! 278 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,791 Everything is full of crumbs again. 279 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:23,914 Hello. 280 00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:28,872 Alright guys? 281 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:32,315 Where are we going? - In the Taunus. 282 00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,198 Vacation? 283 00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:37,478 We also. We made ourselves extra chic. 284 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:40,234 In case we have an interview. 285 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:41,754 Where are you going? 286 00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:45,117 We take every 2nd exit on the left and let us surprise us. 287 00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:47,638 Really. 288 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:50,359 Tach. - Come on now. 289 00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,874 And watch out now, will you? - Yes / Yes. 290 00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:57,919 Yeah, be careful with the crumbs, right? 291 00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:00,838 Good Trip! 292 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,276 Have fun in the Taunus! 293 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:10,716 I completely forgot that you don't say hello in Germany. 294 00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:13,315 Every 2nd left? - Why not? 295 00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:17,110 Have you been tinkering with the plan for a long time? - Let's see where we're going. 296 00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:20,671 Maybe that will lead us to something great. - Yes, in a circle. 297 00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:25,239 Oh, Georg, you are such a pessimist. Such a rain cloud. 298 00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:27,630 You invented the parachute in front of the airplane. 299 00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:30,189 Let the glass be half full. 300 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:31,475 We do it: 301 00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:34,598 Today I decide how we drive, then you. 302 00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:38,150 Always changing. I say we take every 2nd exit on the left. 303 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:19,392 Can I suggest a compromise? - I ask. 304 00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:21,710 Is the glass still half full 305 00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:25,919 if we first take every 2nd right and then every 2nd left? 306 00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:30,753 Sarcasm is really not your thing, Georg. 307 00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:36,440 (Music: "I'll Be Around" by Yo La Tengo) 308 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,638 Links. 309 00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:53,114 Left here, right? 310 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,191 Was, links? Okay. 311 00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:00,592 Right. 312 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:03,038 Ey, never right here! 313 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:04,838 This is the second time. 314 00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:07,751 Oh, it's getting swampy here. 315 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:22,517 Right. - No, left. 316 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:26,912 Then the next on the right. - The next one on the right again. 317 00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:04,274 Thank you very much. 318 00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:09,118 What would you like to have? - It was the lady's turn in front of me. 319 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,590 Two white ones, please. 320 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:17,078 I think that's nice. 321 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:20,273 I thought the kind of man was long gone. 322 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:26,438 I'll take two too. 323 00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:38,754 What did you do on the hand? - work accident. Nothing wild. 324 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:40,956 Five beers for the men from the sawmill? 325 00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:43,998 I've never heard that before. Really funny. 326 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:46,117 Dumbass. - Dumbass. 327 00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:52,118 How's your bum - I'm getting used to it. And you? 328 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,794 A cornea is slowly forming on me. 329 00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:59,511 What are you doing with your boss now? 330 00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:01,910 I'll leave it out and come up with an excuse. 331 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,957 Maybe I had an accident 332 00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:07,920 and only through music therapy did I remember who I am. 333 00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:10,872 Or maybe not. 334 00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:14,354 What's there? - Don't turn around! 335 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:17,920 Is she watching you? - I do not think so. 336 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,310 But! She's watching you. 337 00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:23,435 She wants you to sit down with her. - How so? 338 00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:27,229 It flashes in neon letters on her forehead: "Make love with me, 339 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:30,199 strange man from the Black Forest. " 340 00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:31,760 We're going over. - no! 341 00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,430 Why not? Don't think so? 342 00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:36,875 Yes, but I can't. - Why not? 343 00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:40,555 Because I can't do that. I'm not good at this. 344 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:44,110 Let your natural charm play out. - I have not. 345 00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:47,352 You have a barrel full of natural charm. 346 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:51,671 I can't just speak to a complete stranger. 347 00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:53,353 She's married anyway. 348 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:57,035 Stop thinking that something is not yours. 349 00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:58,554 It goes on all the time. 350 00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:01,632 Be selfish. The adventure George. 351 00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:04,234 Go over and talk to her. Come over! 352 00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:06,229 Los! - Christian! 353 00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:07,834 Come on now! 354 00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:15,593 Is that the table of the wine queens? - More like her mothers table. 355 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:18,719 Even that is a daring claim. 356 00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:21,520 The last copy. Hello. 357 00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:24,356 Ute, by the way. - Georg. 358 00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:26,909 Did I miss something? - It's a gentleman. 359 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:28,875 Do you want to sit down? 360 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:30,314 And. 361 00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,119 I am Christian. - Ingrid. 362 00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:33,429 Hello. - Out. 363 00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:36,353 Hi, Ute. - Nice suits. Where are you from? 364 00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:38,557 From the Black Forest. 365 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:42,311 I can check in at the airport at the last minute. 366 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:45,074 I'm good, um ... - Don't think! 367 00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:48,119 Do not rush me. I'm good ... with wood. 368 00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:50,237 With wood? - Yes, my job is. 369 00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:52,312 Further! It has to be done quickly. 370 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:55,392 I'm good at buying things that I neither need nor want. 371 00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:57,517 I can do much better! - Ute, hop, hop! 372 00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:59,432 Last weekend ... - Go on! 373 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:00,954 Yes Yes Yes. OK... 374 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:05,512 I am good at parking. - Oh, okay. I can massage well. 375 00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:09,353 We want to see the evidence. - later. 376 00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:12,477 Georg, what can you do? - I, uh ... 377 00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:16,395 I'm good at ... playing table tennis. - We were notorious. 378 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:20,713 The Schneider brothers, legends in the Black Forest. - legends? 379 00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,713 I can argue well. - Good ability. Important. 380 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:27,111 I'm good at saying things backwards. 381 00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:29,430 Wine festival. - Tsefniev. 382 00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,473 Yes. - Timmendorfer Strand. 383 00:35:32,720 --> 00:35:34,870 Dnarts refrodnemmit. 384 00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:39,511 You're awesome, Ute. - Etu, reilank red aj tsib ud. 385 00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:41,994 That is impossible! 386 00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:44,875 Photographic memory. - Okay ... 387 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:48,712 Storage rack. - Yes, you me too. Hö-hey. 388 00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:52,236 Did Tim wore such light-colored pants ... 389 00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:54,311 ... never with a belt. Yes, it is notorious. 390 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:58,075 When grilling grilling, grilling grilling grilling. 391 00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:01,232 Yes! - Hot! 392 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:03,637 I am good at tap dancing. - Right. 393 00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:05,553 We were tap dance legends. 394 00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:08,109 In the black Forest. - Yes. 395 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:09,270 Was? 396 00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:13,673 That's a lot of legends all at once, table tennis and tap dancing. 397 00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:17,276 Why don't we know you guys? - Because you live in a dump, 398 00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:20,273 Where everyone dresses like in "Heidi". 399 00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:24,752 What? - But well, you doubt? Then we have no other choice. 400 00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:27,196 What are you doing there? - Oh God. 401 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:38,280 Sorry for the interruption, we just found out ... 402 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:42,873 that today two tap dance legends from the Black Forest are present. 403 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:45,589 Georg, are you coming? Ladies and gentlemen... 404 00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:49,640 Georg "Happy Feet" Schneider! 405 00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:58,480 One... two... 406 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:03,554 Isolated laughter. 407 00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:13,120 Okay. 408 00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:18,920 One, two, three, four... 409 00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:40,080 Wow. 410 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:10,120 Bravo! 411 00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:13,353 Table free! 412 00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:55,550 Can it also make bubbles? 413 00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:59,957 Sure, it can have different colors. - Not him. 414 00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:02,200 Wow! 415 00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:05,159 I'm sitting right on it. - It's awesome! 416 00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:08,831 You're welcome! We have to be really quiet about the neighbors. 417 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,514 That's right, the neighbors. 418 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,511 The lovely neighbours. - Shh! 419 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:16,594 The dear neighbors must not be disturbed! - hey! 420 00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:18,478 Just leave him. 421 00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:22,237 Come on, that's really good. That's really liberating, Ingrid. 422 00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,391 Let it out, Ingrid. 423 00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:26,310 The. 424 00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:28,393 What was that? 425 00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:30,598 Let go. - Aaa! 426 00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:32,433 Very good. Very good. 427 00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:34,273 Let it out. 428 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:36,114 Come on, get it right ... 429 00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:39,954 Yes very good! 430 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,032 Fuck the dear neighbors! 431 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,590 Fuck the neighbors! - Fuck always be quiet! 432 00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:46,990 Fuck always be quiet! - Go on! 433 00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:49,436 Fuck your night's rest until 10 p.m.! 434 00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:53,157 Fuck your clipped hedges and your stupid ... 435 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:56,392 Shitty sweeping week! Fuck my bastard 436 00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:59,472 and his fucking assistant with the made tits! 437 00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:02,439 And I give a shit about you too, you fucking moon! 438 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:05,558 Yes, fuck you, you fucking moon! 439 00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:07,950 Have not delivered anything new for years! 440 00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:12,113 Can just shine in front of you. That's not an attitude! 441 00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,440 Wow! 442 00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:18,750 That was an announcement. 443 00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:23,873 Now everyone! 444 00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:29,519 Come up! Come on everyone up. 445 00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:34,074 And. 446 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,593 Wait, wait, wait 447 00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:48,194 Worth. 448 00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:51,753 We can have sex, but fucking is not an option. 449 00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:55,231 Do you understand, right? 450 00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:00,153 Do you want to start or me 451 00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:01,799 Um ... you? 452 00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:03,520 Okay. 453 00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:05,239 Lay down. 454 00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:12,630 On the belly. Turn around. 455 00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:23,591 Is everything okay - Do not know. I think yes. 456 00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:25,840 Okay. 457 00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:40,156 What are you doing exactly - What? 458 00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:42,436 What are you doing exactly 459 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:44,477 Ride to O-Town. 460 00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,277 That felt good. 461 00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:52,517 I have to do that more often. 462 00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:02,958 Does your husband live here too? 463 00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:05,680 He lives in Darmstadt with his assistant. 464 00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:07,990 The bitch with the boobs? - Yes. 465 00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:10,670 The bitch with the boobs. 466 00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:50,674 Good night. 467 00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:06,431 Then it's your turn. 468 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,276 Fuck! This is my man. 469 00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:13,113 How, is he calling now? 470 00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:15,191 Well, it's morning in China now. 471 00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:17,078 Shit, I have to take it now. 472 00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:20,236 Are you staying like this? Are you waiting? yeah 473 00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:25,273 Hi sweetheart. 474 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,276 I'm not even home yet. 475 00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:30,033 I'm with Ingrid. 476 00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:31,469 And. 477 00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:35,599 We are currently digging up the garden. The ground is very solid. 478 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,276 Everything okay? - Yes. 479 00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:00,234 Right now on the phone with her husband in China. 480 00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:09,517 Papa's favorite music. 481 00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:11,353 Yes, I know. 482 00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:27,237 All the hard and irascible things went away with the illness. 483 00:44:29,240 --> 00:44:31,595 It’s really so ... soft in the end. 484 00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,474 Couldn't look me in the eye anymore 485 00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:41,676 as if he was ashamed. 486 00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:47,920 In the end it turned out to be funny. - That can not be. 487 00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:49,594 But. 488 00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:56,033 When we knew it was going to end when papa didn't eat anymore 489 00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:58,839 the pastor came to support him. 490 00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:00,638 He said: "So, Mr. Schneider, 491 00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:03,792 we are now going on a long journey to the other bank. " 492 00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:06,269 Dad looks at him like this: "Oh, are you coming with me?" 493 00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,791 The pastor was so very hectic: 494 00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:13,713 "Ha noi, she goes first, I 'll follow you later." 495 00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:28,351 Papa really loved you. 496 00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:32,593 I know you don't believe it, but it is. 497 00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:37,439 He was simply overwhelmed without mom. 498 00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:44,834 He's been asking about you the last time . 499 00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:50,194 "Did Christian get in touch? Did he call? What about Christian?" 500 00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:54,317 You never got in touch. 501 00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:14,756 Have you never considered moving away? 502 00:46:16,720 --> 00:46:19,519 Sure, of course. - Why didn't you do it? 503 00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:21,990 Someone had to take care of Papa. 504 00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:23,992 I mean before he got sick. 505 00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:26,470 Yes, I mean that too. 506 00:46:29,240 --> 00:46:31,993 Even so, in the village, Papa only talked about you. 507 00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:34,037 That his Christian makes a career. 508 00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:37,317 Travels around the world and earns a lot of money. 509 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,640 I can kill him. 510 00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:46,397 Phones in the middle of the night to have his cufflinks sent after him . 511 00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:49,120 What's going on here? - huh? Nothing. 512 00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:51,271 Come on, we're not done yet. 513 00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:07,280 (Music: "Love Survive" by Michael Nau) 514 00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:42,032 That must have been a night with the ute. 515 00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:43,076 How so? 516 00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:48,472 Because you've been in such an irritatingly good mood all day . 517 00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:50,278 Yeah, it was pretty good. 518 00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:55,515 Come on! 519 00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:03,197 Doesn't just always work on command, right? 520 00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:07,239 The other day the urologist said that this is normal at our age. 521 00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:11,110 Have you ever been to the pension plan? - Let me concentrate. 522 00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:14,950 I have an idea. 523 00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:18,116 Dare you! - rule 3. 524 00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:20,760 George! - Just come after me. 525 00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:23,479 Georg. 526 00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:27,629 Come over! 527 00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:36,480 Nick-nick-nick. 528 00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:40,952 Oh come on It's just consistent. 529 00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:42,553 We had sex. 530 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:45,150 So ... yeah, we had sex. 531 00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:48,915 We had alcohol, and now ... Calimera. 532 00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:52,198 So, for our hungry guests. 533 00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:54,916 One suflaki and the grape leaves. 534 00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:04,520 So what else do we have? Once Suflaki, Tarama, Zaziki, Moussaka. 535 00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:06,990 Special steak, Special gyros, 536 00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:10,755 Rhodes plate, Hercules grill, Poseidon skewer. 537 00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:12,434 And the... 538 00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:16,118 Ah, here she comes. 539 00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:19,033 And the Venus plate. 540 00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:22,670 So do we have everything? 541 00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:26,598 Guten Appetit. - Efharisto. 542 00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:28,557 Efharisto - Guten Appetit. 543 00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:34,398 I don't know if we gotta make every stupid idea 544 00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:37,199 that we had when we were 15 years old. - But. 545 00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:03,713 Top. 546 00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:20,473 For the benefit. 547 00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:21,917 A little dessert. On the house, of course. 548 00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:39,240 Oh... 549 00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:44,320 Hey! 550 00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:45,840 Bravo! 551 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,879 May I tell you something personal? 552 00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:04,189 Yes, ready. 553 00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:06,877 Your moped is really ugly. 554 00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:09,559 Yes I know. 555 00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:13,993 But you used to say it wasn't ugly. 556 00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:16,276 The truth is it was a lie. 557 00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:18,798 It had that long back seat 558 00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:21,952 and I had imagined that Tanja could go along. 559 00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:25,509 You bought the ugly moped especially, 560 00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:28,274 and then the tännle didn't go along at all? 561 00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:30,278 That turned out to be shitty. 562 00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:34,673 Yes, you can say that. - Has it been going that long? 563 00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:37,912 Why did you never ask? - What? 564 00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:40,877 Well, whether she wants to go. 565 00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:43,680 Somehow there was never the right moment. 566 00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:45,953 Ask her now. 567 00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:47,874 She is married. 568 00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:53,234 I know it doesn't count in your world, but it does in mine. 569 00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:56,392 Happily married? - No, on the contrary. 570 00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:01,994 Some things are just not meant to be. 571 00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:05,311 But with the setting you don't fly to the moon either. 572 00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:17,798 But you've already had relationships, so ...? 573 00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:20,597 To women, I mean. 574 00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:26,238 Probably not as many as you, but yes. - Definitely not. 575 00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:28,713 Show-off. (Belch) 576 00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:32,993 Come on, let's go in. - Nope. 577 00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:35,390 But! - No, I'm going down there. 578 00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:39,599 After the Greek is before the Greek. - I do not want. No! 579 00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:42,354 Arschbombe! 580 00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:45,600 (Music: "Death With Dignity" by Sufjan Stevens) 581 00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:00,354 Once again! 582 00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:37,200 Huhu! 583 00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:41,274 Mann, ey! 584 00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:04,835 Do you want to ride? 585 00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:07,754 Is better than it looks. - Where are you going? 586 00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:08,955 At the Baltic Sea. 587 00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:12,312 And you want to go to Paderborn? - Yes, towards Paderborn. 588 00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:15,598 What do you do there? - I'm going to a root festival. 589 00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:17,751 On what? - A root festival. 590 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:21,038 So, the festival where you go back to the roots. 591 00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:25,478 And what are you doing at the Baltic Sea? - Pee in the sea. 592 00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:27,160 Ah. Okay, cool. 593 00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:28,400 Adam! 594 00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:32,752 I'm willie This is Adam. 595 00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:34,120 Hello. 596 00:55:34,720 --> 00:55:36,677 I am Georg. - Hi, Georg. And you? 597 00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:39,036 Christian. - Hi, Christian. 598 00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:41,351 Yeah cool thanks. - Get on. 599 00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:48,314 Do we also make dream catchers? 600 00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:50,471 You can also do expression dance. 601 00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:52,995 Or build flowers out of trash. - That works too. 602 00:55:53,240 --> 00:55:55,834 I think I'm doing laughter yoga. - Ey! 603 00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:58,753 That's real. I saw it in Singapore. 604 00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:02,959 And what is this about? Do you have some kind of common agenda? 605 00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:07,194 First and foremost, it's about experiencing things together. 606 00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:10,750 These can also be simple things, like listening. 607 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:15,119 There's a listening tent over there. Or experience nature together. 608 00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:18,512 Do rituals. And just celebrate together. 609 00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:19,960 Back to the roots. 610 00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:24,195 We call ourselves the root family. - But there's nothing religious about that? 611 00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:28,354 But already. But more in a spiritual sense. 612 00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:30,318 So what more active. 613 00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:33,193 Does that mean you believe in God? 614 00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:35,556 I can't speak for the others 615 00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:37,995 there is no contract, but I do. 616 00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:43,234 Maybe more like an ... an energy that holds everything together. 617 00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:47,189 I believe in the afterlife. - Yes? Me too. 618 00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:50,000 Really? - I think the soul is infinite 619 00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:53,755 and wanders from body to body. And depending on what she wants to learn 620 00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:55,399 she looks for other souls. 621 00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:59,314 For example, you looked for your brother and your parents. 622 00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:02,791 My after-life beliefs are rather selfish. 623 00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:06,112 More like a cost-benefit calculation. The annual bonus. 624 00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:09,318 It would be pretty stupid not to take advantage of that. 625 00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:14,639 But you are an extraordinary guy. You could start with me right away. 626 00:57:14,720 --> 00:57:16,279 100,000 flat in the first year. 627 00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:18,920 100,000? Then am I alone in Singapore? 628 00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:22,790 There are so many others. - Okay, for me. 629 00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:26,078 Alone with the others who are lonely earning money. 630 00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:28,197 No thanks. 631 00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:32,274 Maybe better if you stick with your root family. - Yes. 632 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:35,593 And you? 633 00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:40,038 You are over 40 and drive through Germany on a moped. 634 00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:43,954 Don't tell me this has nothing to do with your life. - Right. 635 00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:47,510 You're right. I'm taking a break from my life. 636 00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:50,839 But so does Georg, and he leads a completely different life. 637 00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:55,630 I don't need a break from my life. - Yes, he just doesn't know yet. 638 00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:59,679 You just happen to take two hitchhikers with you and get a life lesson. 639 00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:03,120 Okay, no stupid comments now . 640 00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:05,158 I Agree? - Yes. 641 00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:09,359 I don't think you drove past us by accident. 642 00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:11,831 We are not? - no 643 00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:16,313 Things happen because we want them and not just by accident. 644 00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:21,000 You believe in this too, Adam? - Sure, that's why we sit here. 645 00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:26,955 That means we met because you wanted to? Or... 646 00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:29,710 because there's a reason 647 00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:31,799 You wanted it too. 648 00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:36,351 And what is the reason? 649 00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:39,313 Wait and see. 650 00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:44,720 You guys have family? Any kids? - No. 651 00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:48,640 And you? - No family, but I have a kid. 652 00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:51,236 What? - Yes a son. 653 00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:54,800 But the mother and I we split up before he was born. 654 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:56,115 Do you have contact? 655 00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:59,113 To be honest, I've never seen him. 656 00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:03,080 Have you never seen him? - Nope. 657 00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:06,838 And why have you never said anything about it? 658 00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:10,073 It's not such a glorious story. 659 00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:40,157 Experience with drugs? 660 00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:44,591 I use crystal meth to work in the carpentry shop. 661 00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:48,398 It was a joke. 662 00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:51,192 Really, I was kidding. 663 00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:56,280 You want some? 664 00:59:57,240 --> 01:00:00,278 You said I should be more adventurous. 665 01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:04,715 But I don't know if I meant Mdma at the root festival. 666 01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:07,440 Oah! 667 01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:13,280 Christian? 668 01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:19,640 Christian? 669 01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:27,394 On? 670 01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:38,150 I really allowed him to do it. 671 01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:44,839 When you wrote to me that dad had cancer ... 672 01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:50,350 The first thing I thought ... 673 01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:53,759 The first thing that crossed my mind was: 674 01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:57,751 "Serves him right." 675 01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:04,358 Is not bad. 676 01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:15,033 Are you doing well? 677 01:02:15,120 --> 01:02:16,269 Min. 678 01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:20,593 You have a son. 679 01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:23,112 This is so beautiful. 680 01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:29,791 I would also like to have a son. 681 01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:31,598 Or a daughter. 682 01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:35,231 I don't care. - You still get it. 683 01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:45,914 I have missed you so much. 684 01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:49,034 Really. 685 01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:51,074 So doll. 686 01:02:59,120 --> 01:03:00,713 I love you. 687 01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:05,795 Enough. - I just want to say that now. 688 01:03:07,520 --> 01:03:09,193 I love you. 689 01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:11,192 Georg, that's enough. 690 01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:17,559 It's so good that we're making the trip. 691 01:03:17,640 --> 01:03:19,119 That is fine. 692 01:03:20,080 --> 01:03:21,514 And. 693 01:03:21,600 --> 01:03:24,360 (Music: "Happiness" by Jonathan Jeremiah) 694 01:04:10,120 --> 01:04:11,440 Crap. 695 01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:19,917 That makes 15 euros for each of you for driving without a helmet. 696 01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:24,040 I beg your pardon? 697 01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:27,351 You hunted down two felons. 698 01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:30,512 Keep up the good work and I'll look at your license plates. 699 01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:33,194 It's only available in the technology museum. 700 01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:36,511 From now on you have to push your motor vehicles. 701 01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:39,149 I beg your pardon? - You got it right. 702 01:04:39,240 --> 01:04:42,995 You slide until you have helmets. - You can't do that. 703 01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:45,720 We are here in the middle of nowhere. - But. 704 01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:50,716 And how do you want to control whether we push or not? 705 01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:54,191 Do you want to escort us to the national border or what? 706 01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:13,636 Fuck you, Lower Saxony! Fuck you! 707 01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:16,554 You ugly, shitty state! 708 01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:22,113 I hope you will miss out on the next state financial equalization! 709 01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:27,472 That was North Rhine-Westphalia. - I don't give a shit. 710 01:05:38,160 --> 01:05:40,197 The depressing thing is when I ... 711 01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:45,593 This is really frustrating: Nobody wonders if something happened to me. 712 01:05:45,760 --> 01:05:48,115 They don't even think about it. 713 01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:50,917 How old is your son? 714 01:05:54,040 --> 01:05:56,429 15 or maybe even 16. 715 01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:00,799 Not sure how old your son is? - Mm. 716 01:06:00,880 --> 01:06:03,156 And we share a DNA. Shocking. 717 01:06:04,280 --> 01:06:06,032 But you know what his name is? 718 01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:07,873 Very funny. 719 01:06:08,040 --> 01:06:09,000 Konrad. 720 01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:10,680 Konrad. 721 01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:13,711 Does he look like you? 722 01:06:15,440 --> 01:06:17,670 You don't even know what he looks like? 723 01:06:17,760 --> 01:06:20,229 As I said, it's not a hero story. 724 01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:22,994 You don't have a photo? - Georg, I didn't want a child. 725 01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:27,597 I got a job in London, Lisa wanted the kid, so we broke up. 726 01:06:28,040 --> 01:06:31,396 To be honest, I just left more or less. 727 01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:33,279 And have you never regretted that? 728 01:06:35,120 --> 01:06:36,713 I do not know. 729 01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:41,550 I don't know what to regret. I haven't seen it. 730 01:06:41,640 --> 01:06:43,313 I think Willie is right. 731 01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:46,438 You are not happy with your life. 732 01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:49,956 Are you happy then Quite a flexible term, happiness. 733 01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:52,311 I make a lot of money, you don't. 734 01:06:52,560 --> 01:06:57,111 Your neighbors give you baskets of food. Who is happier? 735 01:06:57,880 --> 01:07:01,350 Have you ever thought of quitting? - Sure, everyone thinks of that. 736 01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:06,435 "Another four years, then I'll have enough money and work pro bono for an NGO." 737 01:07:07,200 --> 01:07:10,989 But nobody stops because ... you don't change anymore at that age. 738 01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:16,476 I think we're going to visit your son. Where does he live? 739 01:07:17,160 --> 01:07:19,436 Berlin. - Almost on our way. 740 01:07:19,520 --> 01:07:23,718 That is completely not on our way. - It's my turn to make decisions. 741 01:07:23,880 --> 01:07:27,714 Berlin is right on our way. - That's a 250 km detour. 742 01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:29,553 This is total bullshit. 743 01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:32,871 Oh, parachute or plane only applies to the others? 744 01:07:36,040 --> 01:07:39,317 Listen, Georg, we're not going to visit my son. 745 01:07:39,480 --> 01:07:41,520 Christian... - Not "Christian". 746 01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:45,196 That's a shitty idea and I'm not going to do it. 747 01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:52,637 Why don't you want to get to know him? - Oh, Georg! 748 01:07:59,320 --> 01:08:03,200 So you don't wanna get to know your son - Yes, of course. 749 01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:05,669 But at some point it doesn't work anymore. 750 01:08:06,160 --> 01:08:08,151 Why not? - Is it that hard? 751 01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:11,756 He's definitely not in the mood for me to suddenly find myself standing there after 15 years. 752 01:08:11,840 --> 01:08:14,116 You do not even know that. - Now stop! 753 01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:17,750 Nothing works with the tännle, you have no children, terrible, 754 01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:20,116 but don't make me meet my son. 755 01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:24,432 You are a real asshole. 756 01:08:27,920 --> 01:08:29,160 Ey! 757 01:08:31,240 --> 01:08:34,232 You didn't report to papa, not to me, 758 01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:37,074 and now you do the same shit with your son 759 01:08:37,160 --> 01:08:39,800 Now hold the edge! - no! 760 01:08:40,040 --> 01:08:43,590 You may have a lot of money and you've seen the whole world 761 01:08:43,680 --> 01:08:47,435 but you still haven't got it: man, you have a son! 762 01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:48,794 Stop it! - no! 763 01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:51,872 First say you regret not having met him. 764 01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:54,713 Be honest with yourself for once. - Yes. 765 01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:57,553 What yes? - Yes, I regret it. 766 01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:09,517 Your penis is on my stomach. 767 01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:12,034 Was? 768 01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:14,669 Your member lies on my stomach. 769 01:09:14,960 --> 01:09:19,272 I know we're brothers, but that's kind of perverted anyway. 770 01:09:24,680 --> 01:09:27,080 (Music: “Green Mountefln Road“ by Adam Torres) 771 01:09:27,200 --> 01:09:30,352 After 15 years, even one night doesn't matter. 772 01:09:30,520 --> 01:09:33,080 You wanted me to visit my son. 773 01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:37,114 But not that we drive to Berlin tired at night . 774 01:09:37,200 --> 01:09:40,318 That was your idea, I have nothing to do with it. 775 01:10:26,680 --> 01:10:28,637 Here it is. 776 01:10:28,800 --> 01:10:30,632 What here? 777 01:10:32,480 --> 01:10:34,278 No, ey, Georg! - Yes, come on. 778 01:10:34,440 --> 01:10:36,431 Let's wait and see. 779 01:10:37,880 --> 01:10:39,200 Waiting? 780 01:10:39,280 --> 01:10:42,272 I didn't drive all night and then wait. 781 01:10:42,360 --> 01:10:44,636 Don't argue about it now, Georg. 782 01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:49,831 Let's sit down here. 783 01:10:52,520 --> 01:10:55,319 Please do what I tell you. 784 01:11:13,440 --> 01:11:16,876 That's silly. I'm not a private detective. 785 01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:18,951 I'm going over there now. - Ey! 786 01:11:26,640 --> 01:11:28,711 He looks like you. 787 01:11:28,880 --> 01:11:30,234 Do you find? 788 01:11:30,480 --> 01:11:32,278 That's you in small. 789 01:11:32,360 --> 01:11:34,874 I don't see anything there. It's way too fat. 790 01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:37,389 Maybe because he doesn't have a father. 791 01:11:37,480 --> 01:11:39,949 Again: irony is not your thing. 792 01:11:41,120 --> 01:11:44,272 Don't you wanna go to him (Woman screams) Hugo! 793 01:11:44,520 --> 01:11:47,558 Do you stop fiddling and get going ! 794 01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:50,918 Man, the same theater every morning ! 795 01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:54,835 My son's name is Konrad, not Hugo. Looks like me, yeah? 796 01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:57,150 I already found it. - Ass. 797 01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:01,077 How do you know they live here? 798 01:12:01,160 --> 01:12:03,720 It's the last address I have. 799 01:12:03,800 --> 01:12:05,632 And how long ago was that? 800 01:12:07,160 --> 01:12:09,436 Well, as I said: 15, 16 years. 801 01:12:09,520 --> 01:12:13,070 15, 16 years and we sit here and wait? I'm going over there now. 802 01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:18,789 Yes, nothing "Georg". I'll just take a closer look at it now. 803 01:13:31,320 --> 01:13:35,154 Silesian Gate. Exit on the right. 804 01:14:32,680 --> 01:14:34,114 And? 805 01:14:34,280 --> 01:14:37,398 Yes nothing "and". Plays football. - does he play well? 806 01:14:38,600 --> 01:14:41,433 Yeah, it's pretty good. - Does he play very well? 807 01:14:42,440 --> 01:14:44,192 Yes, plays very well. 808 01:14:45,560 --> 01:14:47,995 And with you? - Yes... 809 01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:52,558 Can you kick the ball back for us? - Yeah, sure. 810 01:14:53,680 --> 01:14:56,240 Crap! Wait. 811 01:14:58,120 --> 01:15:00,873 Ah, it doesn't exist! - You can throw it too. 812 01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:02,679 Yes, ready. 813 01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:07,760 Sorry Do you want to play against us? 814 01:15:10,080 --> 01:15:12,310 Yes. - Georg. 815 01:15:15,840 --> 01:15:17,956 Are you from a funeral? - Yes. 816 01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:20,077 But it's been a few days. 817 01:15:20,240 --> 01:15:23,437 Then why are you still wearing your suits? 818 01:15:23,520 --> 01:15:27,912 Because we're drunk on our mopeds and have been across Germany once. 819 01:15:28,160 --> 01:15:31,915 Any rules? - Nope. Only those who complain have to go out. 820 01:15:32,160 --> 01:15:35,630 But not that you cry afterwards. - Let's see who's crying here. 821 01:15:41,600 --> 01:15:42,556 1:0. 822 01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:44,760 (Music: "All The Luch In The World“ by Never) 823 01:15:44,840 --> 01:15:45,800 Damn! 824 01:15:51,800 --> 01:15:52,600 Georg! 825 01:15:53,160 --> 01:15:54,434 No! 826 01:16:01,080 --> 01:16:02,309 Quick, line! 827 01:16:07,360 --> 01:16:09,033 I do it alone. 828 01:16:09,120 --> 01:16:10,160 Ja-haha! 829 01:16:13,560 --> 01:16:14,994 hot! 830 01:16:16,320 --> 01:16:17,116 No! 831 01:16:22,840 --> 01:16:24,877 Can't do anything! 832 01:16:31,640 --> 01:16:35,110 That doesn't make sense, four against two. One more comes to us. 833 01:16:35,360 --> 01:16:37,351 You come to us. - If it has to be. 834 01:16:37,440 --> 01:16:38,839 What is your name? - Konrad. 835 01:16:39,080 --> 01:16:40,115 Konrad. - And you? 836 01:16:40,280 --> 01:16:43,033 I am Georg, this is my brother Christian. - Hello. 837 01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:48,479 Do it! 838 01:16:48,600 --> 01:16:50,398 Go then. 839 01:16:52,920 --> 01:16:53,990 No! 840 01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:05,393 Ja! - Yeah! 841 01:17:08,400 --> 01:17:09,356 And! 842 01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:12,757 Do you play in a club? - Yes. 843 01:17:12,920 --> 01:17:14,354 Which one? - Nice oak. 844 01:17:14,600 --> 01:17:17,433 You also? - Yeah, but not with such a bad one. 845 01:17:19,120 --> 01:17:21,839 Pisser. - And why are you painting your fingernails? 846 01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:24,799 I had to babysit the neighborhood kids. 847 01:17:26,240 --> 01:17:29,119 Is that what you do in Berlin, yes? - Take a look at those two. 848 01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:31,431 They are cute. 849 01:17:32,120 --> 01:17:34,680 They are really famous here. - How so? 850 01:17:34,920 --> 01:17:37,560 They were married for over 30 years 851 01:17:37,640 --> 01:17:41,315 and then he got Alzheimer's, she took care of him forever. 852 01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:45,519 At some point she had to register him in the old people's home. 853 01:17:45,760 --> 01:17:49,674 A year later she also got Alzheimer's and went to the same home. 854 01:17:50,440 --> 01:17:54,991 They just don't know each other anymore, and the cool thing is 855 01:17:55,080 --> 01:17:59,392 the man gets up every morning and falls in love with his wife again. 856 01:17:59,640 --> 01:18:01,950 Oh nonsense. - But! He goes to breakfast 857 01:18:02,040 --> 01:18:05,590 and she falls in love with him too. Like a chemical reaction. 858 01:18:05,680 --> 01:18:09,514 Then they are here in the park, holding hands, totally in love 859 01:18:09,720 --> 01:18:12,519 but the next morning they don't know anything about it. 860 01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:14,830 That's not true. - But. 861 01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:17,150 You made that up. - That's so. 862 01:18:17,320 --> 01:18:20,233 Come on - How am I supposed to come up with something like that? 863 01:18:21,640 --> 01:18:23,551 Is the story true? - Yes. 864 01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:27,519 She is wrong! - But. 865 01:18:28,440 --> 01:18:32,320 But told really well. I fell for it. 866 01:18:32,560 --> 01:18:34,073 No way. 867 01:18:36,800 --> 01:18:39,838 Okay, we have to go now, I think. Or? 868 01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:44,235 You did pretty well. 869 01:18:44,320 --> 01:18:45,520 Ciao. 870 01:18:45,760 --> 01:18:46,720 Bye Bye. 871 01:18:56,560 --> 01:18:59,393 You can save yourself the paternity test. 872 01:19:07,560 --> 01:19:10,393 Imagine that there really would be 873 01:19:10,480 --> 01:19:14,678 that you keep forgetting everything and every day is a new life. 874 01:19:22,360 --> 01:19:25,955 How are you now? - What do you mean, "what's next"? 875 01:19:27,040 --> 01:19:28,997 Well what do you want to do now? 876 01:19:29,720 --> 01:19:31,518 Now we're going to the Baltic Sea. 877 01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:34,274 That's it? One time playing football is enough? 878 01:19:34,360 --> 01:19:37,318 I know you mean well, but that annoys me. 879 01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:40,313 If you go now, you will never see her again. 880 01:19:40,400 --> 01:19:42,277 Stop it now! 881 01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:45,679 I can not. Do not you understand that? 882 01:19:45,760 --> 01:19:48,320 Didn't you see that they are happy? 883 01:19:48,400 --> 01:19:52,189 If I ring the bell now, I'll break it again, like 15 years ago. 884 01:19:52,560 --> 01:19:54,790 That's not true. - But it's true. 885 01:19:54,960 --> 01:19:58,396 This is my one week of freedom, my week of NGO. 886 01:19:58,640 --> 01:20:01,598 But I'm going back to Singapore in a day or two 887 01:20:01,680 --> 01:20:03,990 or wherever they want me. 888 01:20:04,680 --> 01:20:08,514 I don't have the strength and I'm too old to change anything. 889 01:20:10,920 --> 01:20:12,911 You are so cowardly. 890 01:20:14,080 --> 01:20:17,391 I am a coward? I'll tell you who's a coward: It's you. 891 01:20:17,920 --> 01:20:20,912 We could have walked together back then. - You ran away! 892 01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:23,958 I've asked you so many times if you're coming with me. 893 01:20:24,120 --> 01:20:27,670 Yes, Georg takes responsibility, takes care of papa. 894 01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:32,072 That's great, but no one ever made you 895 01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:34,879 so don't blame anyone else . 896 01:20:35,040 --> 01:20:38,476 Because this "I had to and had no choice" is so much more cowardly. 897 01:20:39,120 --> 01:20:42,795 Get out of your dump or stay there, but do it because you want it 898 01:20:42,960 --> 01:20:45,395 not because anyone expects you to. 899 01:20:45,480 --> 01:20:49,314 You can't even tell the girl that you've been loving her for fucking 30 years 900 01:20:49,400 --> 01:20:51,550 just because her fucking husband 901 01:20:51,640 --> 01:20:55,634 or someone in your back town could somehow get it wrong. 902 01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:59,111 Should i call? Then you call them first. 903 01:20:59,280 --> 01:21:02,159 And don't just point your finger at others. 904 01:21:10,320 --> 01:21:13,631 That's how you see it. - That's how everyone sees it, Georg. 905 01:21:17,240 --> 01:21:20,835 Maybe it's a good thing we have n't seen each other for 30 years. 906 01:21:22,880 --> 01:21:24,757 Yes, it might be quite good. 907 01:21:30,280 --> 01:21:33,989 Good luck in Singapore or wherever they want you. 908 01:21:53,760 --> 01:21:55,080 Oh Mann. 909 01:22:13,360 --> 01:22:14,953 Olli! 910 01:22:18,240 --> 01:22:20,436 Until tomorrow. Sleep well. 911 01:22:21,240 --> 01:22:22,920 Bye Bye. 912 01:22:42,640 --> 01:22:43,520 Hello? 913 01:22:44,120 --> 01:22:47,192 Hello Lisa ... Hello, it's Christian. 914 01:22:47,720 --> 01:22:50,872 Which Christian? - Ch-Christian Schneider. 915 01:22:53,240 --> 01:22:54,320 Christian. 916 01:22:56,160 --> 01:22:58,515 I don't know ... Am I disturbing? 917 01:22:59,800 --> 01:23:03,156 You, I'm having dinner with friends. It's bad right now. 918 01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:06,993 Yes? I can't make a phone call right now. Take care. 919 01:23:23,040 --> 01:23:25,998 Lisa? - Um, I'm not out to dinner with friends. 920 01:23:27,400 --> 01:23:30,199 I don't know why I said that. 921 01:23:31,440 --> 01:23:32,874 I'm sorry. 922 01:23:38,680 --> 01:23:40,034 How are you? 923 01:23:40,120 --> 01:23:43,750 My father died, I'm in Germany right now. 924 01:23:45,200 --> 01:23:46,554 I'm sorry. 925 01:23:46,640 --> 01:23:48,711 Are you in the black forest? 926 01:23:50,920 --> 01:23:52,399 Uh ... yes and no. 927 01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:54,752 Is complicated. 928 01:23:55,480 --> 01:23:56,680 Okay. 929 01:23:58,520 --> 01:24:00,397 How are you? 930 01:24:01,440 --> 01:24:02,396 Gut. 931 01:24:03,480 --> 01:24:05,790 Very good. - And Konrad? 932 01:24:07,480 --> 01:24:09,710 Christian, that doesn't work. 933 01:24:09,880 --> 01:24:11,598 Really not. You can not... 934 01:24:11,840 --> 01:24:13,831 just ... call here ... 935 01:24:14,440 --> 01:24:16,192 Yes I know. 936 01:24:17,800 --> 01:24:20,758 Should ... should I hang up? - I do not know. 937 01:24:23,160 --> 01:24:24,594 Maybe. 938 01:24:30,120 --> 01:24:31,394 No. 939 01:24:31,640 --> 01:24:34,314 It's so weird to hear your voice. 940 01:24:34,480 --> 01:24:37,154 I agree. Total. 941 01:24:42,360 --> 01:24:45,000 Did you actually do your doctorate? 942 01:24:45,400 --> 01:24:47,311 How do you get it now? 943 01:24:48,120 --> 01:24:49,997 I don't know, just like that. 944 01:24:50,680 --> 01:24:53,433 Because you were so insecure then. 945 01:24:57,080 --> 01:24:58,434 Yes, I made it. 946 01:24:59,760 --> 01:25:03,355 It took a while, quite a long while 947 01:25:04,360 --> 01:25:06,397 but i have it, yeah 948 01:25:07,120 --> 01:25:08,758 Well, congratulations. 949 01:25:08,840 --> 01:25:10,433 I'm really happy. 950 01:25:15,400 --> 01:25:17,516 What do you want christian? 951 01:25:18,160 --> 01:25:19,912 Why are you calling? 952 01:25:23,880 --> 01:25:25,518 I do not know. 953 01:25:26,080 --> 01:25:28,720 I ... I just wanted to get in touch. 954 01:25:31,640 --> 01:25:33,836 You just wanted to get in touch? 955 01:25:34,520 --> 01:25:36,193 You call me after 15 years 956 01:25:36,280 --> 01:25:39,398 because you want to know if I finished my studies? 957 01:25:40,400 --> 01:25:42,232 Are you serious, yes? 958 01:25:44,080 --> 01:25:46,469 It can't be, Christian. 959 01:25:46,720 --> 01:25:50,236 Do you know the last time Konrad asked where you are? 960 01:25:50,480 --> 01:25:51,834 That was ten years ago. 961 01:25:51,920 --> 01:25:55,470 Nobody needs you here to just get in touch. 962 01:25:55,560 --> 01:25:57,756 Did you understand that? 963 01:26:01,160 --> 01:26:02,230 I will end the call now. 964 01:26:03,400 --> 01:26:04,470 And. 965 01:26:05,520 --> 01:26:07,079 Take care. 966 01:26:18,800 --> 01:26:22,080 (Music: "Cormorant Bird" by Fionn Regan) 967 01:28:25,760 --> 01:28:27,831 Yes! - Very good. 968 01:28:27,920 --> 01:28:28,990 Go play! 969 01:28:31,240 --> 01:28:33,277 Go your thing! - Clean. 970 01:28:33,360 --> 01:28:35,351 Dumbbell! - Man! 971 01:28:35,520 --> 01:28:36,510 Clean! 972 01:28:36,760 --> 01:28:38,671 Ball! - "dumbbell." 973 01:28:40,680 --> 01:28:43,752 They call him “dumbbell.” Apparently his nickname. 974 01:28:44,280 --> 01:28:46,317 Ha? Who did it? 975 01:28:46,400 --> 01:28:47,879 Dumbbell! 976 01:28:48,440 --> 01:28:50,033 Fits. 977 01:28:50,240 --> 01:28:51,992 Once again. - Yes! 978 01:28:52,080 --> 01:28:54,037 Do you have Pippi in the eyes? 979 01:28:54,760 --> 01:28:56,034 And! 980 01:28:57,480 --> 01:29:00,279 Learned from the master, right? - Running, fat man. 981 01:29:10,000 --> 01:29:11,718 What? - yeah what what? 982 01:29:11,960 --> 01:29:13,837 What are you looking at, you watchtower? 983 01:29:14,760 --> 01:29:16,831 You play shit. 984 01:29:30,800 --> 01:29:33,076 Play better or what? - 100 euros better. 985 01:29:36,440 --> 01:29:38,351 Then show the coal. 986 01:29:42,440 --> 01:29:45,080 Fuck, I only have 20. I'm going to get some money. 987 01:29:45,600 --> 01:29:47,830 All right. Fuck off! 988 01:29:47,920 --> 01:29:50,116 20 and the mopeds. 989 01:29:58,840 --> 01:30:02,549 Junior, do you still need mopeds? - Let's take it, papa. 990 01:30:06,320 --> 01:30:07,913 All right. 991 01:30:13,840 --> 01:30:15,035 Bat! 992 01:30:15,280 --> 01:30:17,157 You're done, bye. 993 01:30:29,480 --> 01:30:30,840 Ha! 994 01:30:31,680 --> 01:30:34,354 Come on, girls. Shave your legs or something? 995 01:30:34,440 --> 01:30:36,590 So, we'll play until 11. 996 01:30:37,480 --> 01:30:40,598 Change of service after each point. Loser begins. 997 01:30:42,240 --> 01:30:43,435 Come over. 998 01:30:50,120 --> 01:30:51,758 Dumbbell, play! - Yes! 999 01:30:52,000 --> 01:30:53,479 Yes! 1000 01:30:58,160 --> 01:31:00,515 Again like that. - Your thing, dumbbell! 1001 01:31:00,760 --> 01:31:02,440 Ja!Ja!Ja!Ja! 1002 01:31:02,680 --> 01:31:05,798 Say goodbye to your mopeds. 2: 0! 1003 01:31:06,880 --> 01:31:08,154 Nice! 1004 01:31:11,720 --> 01:31:13,393 Yes! - Running, dumbbell. 3: 0! 1005 01:31:14,000 --> 01:31:15,798 Yes! - fuck! 1006 01:31:16,040 --> 01:31:17,235 Dumbbell! 1007 01:31:19,720 --> 01:31:20,915 4:0! 1008 01:31:25,920 --> 01:31:27,280 Ha! 1009 01:31:27,360 --> 01:31:28,350 Yes! 1010 01:31:28,600 --> 01:31:29,829 That was the 5! - Nice. 1011 01:31:30,680 --> 01:31:31,636 5:0. 1012 01:31:32,720 --> 01:31:34,677 What about your hand - Nothing, do it. 1013 01:31:34,760 --> 01:31:39,118 We don't actually play against disabled people. It's not the Paralympics. 1014 01:31:45,280 --> 01:31:47,476 Oh boy! What's wrong with you? 1015 01:31:47,760 --> 01:31:48,795 Crap! 1016 01:31:49,160 --> 01:31:51,151 Hol den Ball! 1017 01:31:58,240 --> 01:32:00,595 What's that? 1018 01:32:00,680 --> 01:32:03,069 Go on. (Dumbbell) Shut up! 1019 01:32:04,360 --> 01:32:07,920 (Music: "Maschin" by Bilderbuch Uber stummer Szene) 1020 01:33:17,480 --> 01:33:19,000 9:9. 1021 01:33:30,080 --> 01:33:31,520 Ja! 1022 01:33:32,200 --> 01:33:34,635 10: 9. - What? That was edge. 1023 01:33:34,880 --> 01:33:36,712 What? - Yes, 10: 9 for us, Kante. 1024 01:33:36,960 --> 01:33:39,236 That was outside. I guess it's a joke! 1025 01:33:39,480 --> 01:33:41,437 100%. Was the edge? (all) Sure! 1026 01:33:41,720 --> 01:33:43,950 It's the joke of the century! - Let. 1027 01:33:44,360 --> 01:33:45,998 Ey! - 'Sorry. 1028 01:33:46,240 --> 01:33:48,595 10:10, next point wins. 1029 01:33:50,000 --> 01:33:51,593 Penner! 1030 01:33:52,720 --> 01:33:55,109 Now pull yourself together. Come over! 1031 01:34:28,240 --> 01:34:30,280 Yes! - Ja! Ja! 1032 01:34:30,520 --> 01:34:33,320 Ja, Mann! Ja! Ja! Ja! 1033 01:34:34,040 --> 01:34:37,192 Nice thing! Yes! Splendid. 1034 01:34:37,440 --> 01:34:40,080 Running! - Nice. Yes! So, 1035 01:34:40,320 --> 01:34:41,754 the keys. 1036 01:34:44,200 --> 01:34:46,840 Wasn't that bad after all, Stephen Hawking. 1037 01:34:57,080 --> 01:34:59,799 By the way, you can't knock over cows at all. 1038 01:34:59,960 --> 01:35:01,997 Says who? - I say. 1039 01:35:02,920 --> 01:35:04,354 I've tried it. 1040 01:35:06,800 --> 01:35:09,713 Maybe you need a special technique. 1041 01:35:12,360 --> 01:35:13,919 Yes, perhaps. 1042 01:35:16,840 --> 01:35:18,956 We have to get them back. 1043 01:35:19,840 --> 01:35:21,797 The journey has a purpose, Georg. 1044 01:35:21,880 --> 01:35:24,713 But only if we really finish it. 1045 01:35:24,800 --> 01:35:27,553 And that's why we have to get the mopeds back. 1046 01:36:01,040 --> 01:36:03,919 Never man! No way! 1047 01:36:04,040 --> 01:36:07,431 That's just anabolic steroids. It's just proteins. 1048 01:36:09,520 --> 01:36:10,635 Fat is that. 1049 01:36:13,280 --> 01:36:14,714 Georg. 1050 01:36:15,200 --> 01:36:16,634 Oh shit. 1051 01:36:19,440 --> 01:36:21,238 Okay what's the plan? 1052 01:36:22,360 --> 01:36:25,239 The plan is you go in and find the keys. 1053 01:36:26,040 --> 01:36:27,678 No i'm going 1054 01:36:27,760 --> 01:36:30,752 I missed the penalty. I already think so. 1055 01:36:37,400 --> 01:36:39,000 Christian. 1056 01:36:39,240 --> 01:36:40,310 Good luck. 1057 01:36:42,400 --> 01:36:45,438 Only mass, but speed is required. 1058 01:36:45,960 --> 01:36:47,678 Na klar. 1059 01:36:48,760 --> 01:36:50,114 How it's going! 1060 01:36:54,040 --> 01:36:56,998 Look at the fat one! - (Junior) He'll do it. 1061 01:36:57,080 --> 01:36:58,798 It's just fat! 1062 01:37:00,080 --> 01:37:01,559 50 meters and it's flat. 1063 01:37:13,560 --> 01:37:15,278 Get a beer. 1064 01:37:19,960 --> 01:37:22,236 Those shit owls again! Man! 1065 01:37:31,800 --> 01:37:33,438 Thank you boy 1066 01:37:35,480 --> 01:37:37,835 They have nothing on it. They have nothing on it! 1067 01:37:54,880 --> 01:37:56,712 Nothing behind it. - But the other one? 1068 01:37:56,800 --> 01:37:58,074 Da, der Kleene. 1069 01:37:58,360 --> 01:38:00,556 The one with the red t-shirt. Killer look. 1070 01:38:00,720 --> 01:38:02,154 Of the? 1071 01:38:05,480 --> 01:38:08,040 He's got arms like a match. - We'll see. 1072 01:38:13,440 --> 01:38:15,829 Look at the fat one. 1073 01:38:15,920 --> 01:38:17,513 It's just fat. 1074 01:38:27,040 --> 01:38:28,880 - Shh! 1075 01:38:40,400 --> 01:38:41,480 Fuck! 1076 01:38:41,880 --> 01:38:43,200 Come over! 1077 01:38:44,480 --> 01:38:46,278 Come over! - go! 1078 01:38:48,600 --> 01:38:51,911 Fuck you! Fuck you, you little wanker! 1079 01:38:52,080 --> 01:38:55,311 But really cool, the long back seat, isn't it? - I love it! 1080 01:38:58,160 --> 01:38:59,833 Dumbbell! 1081 01:39:00,800 --> 01:39:03,235 Drive faster! - I'm going as fast as I can. 1082 01:39:03,320 --> 01:39:04,754 Your pussies! 1083 01:39:13,080 --> 01:39:14,912 Shake it off? 1084 01:39:17,480 --> 01:39:19,676 No. - What's in his hand? 1085 01:39:21,160 --> 01:39:23,037 I do not know. 1086 01:39:23,280 --> 01:39:25,351 But no rifle right? - no 1087 01:39:27,200 --> 01:39:29,316 Crap! What was that? 1088 01:39:34,920 --> 01:39:37,560 He's crazy! He wants to kill us! 1089 01:39:42,240 --> 01:39:43,913 Crap! 1090 01:39:45,400 --> 01:39:47,152 Where is it? 1091 01:39:48,160 --> 01:39:49,833 I do not know. 1092 01:39:55,560 --> 01:39:57,278 Fuck! Fuck! 1093 01:39:57,360 --> 01:39:59,158 What kind of person is that? 1094 01:40:00,600 --> 01:40:02,511 Go! Go! Go! Go! 1095 01:40:15,040 --> 01:40:17,111 Crap. - We're screwed. 1096 01:40:19,240 --> 01:40:21,914 We do not return the moped. - Under no circumstance. 1097 01:40:22,360 --> 01:40:24,397 What do we do now? - Drive. 1098 01:40:25,800 --> 01:40:28,474 We'll break all of our bones. - I know. 1099 01:40:28,640 --> 01:40:31,632 Plane or parachute? - Fuck, plane! 1100 01:41:11,000 --> 01:41:12,320 You wanker! 1101 01:41:12,480 --> 01:41:14,949 Your suiting! I'll get you! 1102 01:41:15,120 --> 01:41:16,519 Crap! 1103 01:41:16,760 --> 01:41:19,070 I'll go back now and get my knife. 1104 01:41:24,440 --> 01:41:25,520 Georg? 1105 01:41:26,680 --> 01:41:28,114 Are you doing well? 1106 01:41:29,240 --> 01:41:30,674 And. 1107 01:41:32,680 --> 01:41:34,318 And you? 1108 01:41:34,840 --> 01:41:36,274 And. 1109 01:41:41,600 --> 01:41:44,797 Does that count as a 20-meter wheelie downhill? 1110 01:41:44,960 --> 01:41:46,394 And. 1111 01:41:46,880 --> 01:41:48,314 Absolutely. 1112 01:43:12,880 --> 01:43:14,712 Beautiful or? 1113 01:43:15,560 --> 01:43:16,994 And. 1114 01:43:22,720 --> 01:43:24,870 I think I have to go home slowly. 1115 01:43:26,360 --> 01:43:27,998 The barn? 1116 01:43:28,720 --> 01:43:30,472 The barn, yes. 1117 01:43:34,480 --> 01:43:36,039 And you? 1118 01:43:37,400 --> 01:43:39,073 Let's see. 1119 01:43:41,640 --> 01:43:44,951 If Willie is right, the right thing will happen. 1120 01:43:57,240 --> 01:43:59,600 (Music: "When The Poet Sings" by L. A. Salami) 1121 01:44:09,360 --> 01:44:10,714 Look here. 1122 01:44:10,880 --> 01:44:12,553 No, here. 1123 01:44:14,440 --> 01:44:15,874 But! 1124 01:44:47,080 --> 01:44:50,391 Goodbye! - Ade! Tschüss! 1125 01:45:03,480 --> 01:45:06,791 Where are you from now? - From the Baltic Sea. 1126 01:45:09,240 --> 01:45:10,594 With that thing? 1127 01:45:11,880 --> 01:45:13,279 Do you want to ride? 1128 01:45:15,200 --> 01:45:16,429 Now? 1129 01:45:17,080 --> 01:45:18,957 Why not now? 1130 01:45:51,000 --> 01:45:52,440 Hello. 1131 01:45:53,440 --> 01:45:54,880 Hello.